Why Ron Paul? 26 humerous reasons why…

Hat tip to a friend of mine (who I don’t have a nickname for yet) for providing this list.

  1. Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
  2. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
  3. Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
  4. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
  5. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
  6. Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
  7. Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”
  8. While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country’s ass.
  9. Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
  10. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
  11. Ron Paul wasn’t born, he liberated himself from the womb.
  12. Ron Paul’s idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
  13. Ron Paul doesn’t pee. He liberates urine.
  14. The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
  15. God calls Ron Paul for advice.
  16. Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange.”
  17. Ron Paul gets high on freedom.
  18. Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
  19. When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
  20. Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
  21. Ron Paul turned down Superman’s job.
  22. Ron Paul can believe it’s not butter.
  23. In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream “RON PAUL!” however, it was changed to just “Freedom!” for legal reasons.
  24. Ron Paul knows how LOST is going to end.
  25. Ron Paul named his fists “Freedom” and “Justice”.
  26. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.


Categories: 2012 Election, Federal Reserve, Ron Paul

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3 replies

  1. this is some much needed comic relief 😀

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