Hat tip to a friend of mine (who I don’t have a nickname for yet) for providing this list.
- Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
- I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
- Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
- Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
- Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
- Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”
- While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country’s ass.
- Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- Ron Paul wasn’t born, he liberated himself from the womb.
- Ron Paul’s idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
- Ron Paul doesn’t pee. He liberates urine.
- The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
- God calls Ron Paul for advice.
- Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange.”
- Ron Paul gets high on freedom.
- Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
- When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
- Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul turned down Superman’s job.
- Ron Paul can believe it’s not butter.
- In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream “RON PAUL!” however, it was changed to just “Freedom!” for legal reasons.
- Ron Paul knows how LOST is going to end.
- Ron Paul named his fists “Freedom” and “Justice”.
- When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
Categories: 2012 Election, Federal Reserve, Ron Paul
Ron Paul is Jesus in disguise. :O
this is some much needed comic relief 😀